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veganvibez:

found the best twitter 




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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i need a gang to follow me around all day and clap when i make jokes




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everets:

an hour is only 600 vines long




1 hour ago with 47126 notes Reblog / via / source

life hack

fartgallery:

aaliyahhhhhhhhhhhhh:

fartgallery:

throw it in the ocean

what if it’s the ocean

throw it in a different ocean




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evilsupplyco:

What is a hero without a villain?
Useless.

What is a villain without a hero?
Successful.




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jpgay:

atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song 




2 hours ago with 3136 notes Reblog / via / source
The Writers: They're not gay.
The Fandom: Sit Down.



3 hours ago with 337909 notes Reblog / via 

snapchatting:

*sighs for 3 years straight*




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penicillium-pusher:

"If you can’t afford birth control pills, just don’t have sex!"

*deep inhale*

The birth control pill has many uses other than simple birth control (I know, the name is misleading). Most people who go on the pill do it for reasons other than preventing pregnancy. Extremely painful cramps, irregular period cycle, heavy flows, and acne are amongst just a few things the pill can help regulate. 

Thank you.




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babyspeight:

restlesslochness:

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.

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