found the best twitter
i need a gang to follow me around all day and clap when i make jokes
an hour is only 600 vines long
throw it in the ocean
what if it’s the ocean
throw it in a different ocean
What is a hero without a villain?
What is a villain without a hero?
atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song
*sighs for 3 years straight*
"If you can’t afford birth control pills, just don’t have sex!"
The birth control pill has many uses other than simple birth control (I know, the name is misleading). Most people who go on the pill do it for reasons other than preventing pregnancy. Extremely painful cramps, irregular period cycle, heavy flows, and acne are amongst just a few things the pill can help regulate.
"obama is fuckin up"
"should have voted for the other guy"
No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.